aphmoldova:

ur favourite character is asexual

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17000dollars:

17000dollars:

i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have.  where are you getting this money?  do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day?  do you have to get that shit peer reviewed?  who is paying for your research?  can you give me their email address 

i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying

jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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eziocauthon89:

connoisseur-of-mediocrity:

thefluffysheep:

songofages:

ela-j:

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS RING. NO ONE NOTICED IT?????

Actually I’ve seen people mention it since the first episode.

It’s Capaldi’s wedding ring. He never takes it off, even when acting. 

To add to the story, he refuses to take it off because when his acting career was struggling, his wife never gave up on him. When he landed his first major gig, he decided to not take it off, to represent he was there because of his wife’s support.

This is the sweetest and best thing I’ve eve heard about any behind-the-scenes ever

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lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

nopotential:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

myurlhasbeencompromised:

pete-woolven:

Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions.

excuse me u have a lion in ur house

excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing

where can i buy these dogs

it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs

its been a whole year since anyone fucking messaged me explaining what a dog is.

itsdcat:

@hereshestands

lokidindeed:

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sending notes in class so they learned elvish

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hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

wtf-fun-factss:

China is trying to build a car free city -  WTF fun facts

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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

1connolly:

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

also 69

pacificpikachu:

Adults, to 10-year-old me: You’ll grow out of Pokémon someday.

Me, at 10: No, I’ll never grow out of it! Just wait and see!

Me, at 26: 8D They don’t ask that question any more.

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lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing