okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
but what happened in 2012
puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year
I loved how they posed the characters for this. The main joke was just that the twins were so delirious they were smart, but this was totally a Bioshock Infinite reference.
^ That comment is so accurate, it hurts.
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
When shows come off their hiatus
this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
OMFG it’s back on my dash
I’ve made more pokeball pendants, this time I’ve made the mega starters for the Kanto region! Mega Charizard X, Mega Charizard Y, Mega Venusaur and Mega Blastoise.
Sorry it took a little longer this time, I wanted to finish all of them today to keep them together. :)
Pendants by Trinket Geek:
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
Its the alpha
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.
Sansa is your sister. You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you…
Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
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y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons